Monty Python manuscript

Monty Python’s Flying Circus – Just the words hittar du manuscripten till vartenda avsnitt av Monty Python’s Flying Circus.

Cut to corner of cinema. A man in an ice-cream girl’s uniform is standing in a spotlight with an ice-cream tray with an albatross on it.

Man: Albatross! Albatross! Albatross!
A cutomer approaches him.
Person: Two choc-ices please.
Man: I haven’t got choc-ices. I only got the albatross. Albatross!
Person: What flavour is it?
Man: It’s a bird, innit? It’s a bloody sea bird . .. it’s not any bloody flavour. Albatross!

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